My five-year-old sister was telling me about the paint she used to paint this rock.
"It's poisonous, Justin."
"Oh, yeah? And what happens when it poisons you?"
"You fall asleep for ten years... And have very bad dreams. And when you wake up after ten years you turn into a bed. Or if you're in a bed when you wake up, you turn into a livingroom, and people sit on you and fart on you and babies pee on you and stuff."