After walking home to retrieve another squirrel carcass, and subsequently mutilating its body, we walked around our 'hood for no reason in particular. We came across some young trick-or-treaters, and Tyler shoved the mutilated squirrel at them. All but one ran. We asked the child if he knew what we had, and he said matter-of-factly: "Dead squirrel."
We continued down a main street, where we saw wiggers on the other side of the road. After exchanging stare-downs (which I won, 'cause I'm the king of stare-downs), one of the wiggers said "i'm a nigger!".
I was like "nice costume" or something to the effect, and Tyler was severely offended by this characters blatant disregard of care for whiteness.
After exchanging some shouts, this old dude (maybe 30, 35ish?) runs up to us (MACHs up to us, morelike) to, presumably, defend the wiggers. He was all hassling us, saying shit like "There's little fucking kids out tonight!" and I'm like "What's your point? There's TONS of little kids out, it's Hallowe'en, moron!" and he started getting in my face.
His wife and child were behind him and the wifes like "Leave it be, honey". Tyler pushed the guy and said "mind your own fucking business" so the guy started getting in his face. He looked like he was reaching up to push him or something so I rapped him upon the knuckles with the broomstick or nightstick or whichever one I was holding at the time. I informed him he wanted none of this, and that we wouldn't hesitate to kick his ass and embarrass him in front of his wife and kid.
This whole time, the wifes like "get inside, honey! Hurry up! Come on, you're gonna get hurt!" and stuff. So, we started walking away because the old guy took heed to his wifes words, and then he fuckin' splashed some Gibson's on us from this 26er he was carrying.
I was all "yeah, waste all your fucking liquor you fucking moron" and Tyler turned around and threw the mutilated squirrel at the guy. We continued walking away, and the guy fuckin' threw his 26er at me, which hit me in the elbow, then went inside his house.