I've got the best ideas in the world.

I'm gonna change my last name to something totally Norwegian, like Bakkejord or Kristofferson or Johannesson. Providing that I don't have to get all new ID and shit. 'Cause just to change the name is pretty cheap. But the ID and stuff is a pain in the ass. I'm totally gonna look that shit up right after I publish this.
And if I could change my first name without a lot of hassle, too, that would be sweet.
Something badass like Eyvindar, Odleif, Leidolf, or Njoll or something.
Eyvindar Johannesson.
That's a fuckin' sick name.
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