I really mind.

If you play Prince of Persia, it will really, REALLY interfere with the rescue mission.

I'm trying to get R2-D2 back.

Food is weird.

Sometimes the darker is better.

Unlike in real life.

:/

My Microsoft Sam rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idpzhDaxVRk

P.S. It's really quiet, turn your speakers up loud.

I've got the best ideas in the world.

I'm gonna change my last name to something totally Norwegian, like Bakkejord or Kristofferson or Johannesson. Providing that I don't have to get all new ID and shit. 'Cause just to change the name is pretty cheap. But the ID and stuff is a pain in the ass. I'm totally gonna look that shit up right after I publish this.
And if I could change my first name without a lot of hassle, too, that would be sweet.
Something badass like Eyvindar, Odleif, Leidolf, or Njoll or something.
Eyvindar Johannesson.
That's a fuckin' sick name.
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Poetry that I wrote in, like, the seventh grade.

Step into my dream, this camp
Inside you will see
Eradication one by one
Of the impurities

Body parts lie everywhere
Unmarked graves of the damned
Incinerators full of men
The horrors of Auschwitz camp

Drown out the cries for rescue
And step into the shower
Men with their own families watch;
The masters or the cowards?

Starved alive and beaten
And never knowing why
Children's cries pierce the air
As lightning rapes the sky

Life forms hardly human
Skinnier than bone
Taken to a labor camp
Wrenched from your home

Hours in the rain spent
The Fuhrer you await
Train tracks laid 'cross Europe
Nobody knows of this place

Security in the Third Reich
Safety in a pack
Death is the only option
If you think of turning back

Memoriams set for the dead
You think justice is done
But more Aryan soldiers await
The solution's just begun

Sieg Heil.

I'm clever.

I like to refer to morning-sex as "breakfast in bed".
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You can catch Munchlax with a honey.

I just learned that.
Lol.
n00b